a man walks into a psychiatrists office
naked and completely wrapped in saran
before he utters a single word
the psychiatrist states
i can clearly see your nuts

jumpsoncouch clearly personifies the adage:















absolute power corrupts absolutely

hubris blots out humility
extravagance muffles virtue
and common sense peters out
its a real shame

here are two lost souls
currently caught in the whirlwind of celebrity
























jumpsoncouch sadly seems content with his situation
but i betcha the king of pop and poor britney
if given a second chance
would tap three times their ruby slippers
and return to kansas














i wonder if i possess the
fortitude and spiritual strength
to shoulder absolute power ...hmm

bern shares
bv)