i was on tv tonight

and not like sitting on my tv
[or wearing a lampshade when im feeling conspicuously sociable]


















...city tv


















i was walking along queen st this aft
as i had gotten voluntarily cut from the dinner shift
[its ok - my job is a hobby ...gulp]


















another time i got myself cut and was walking along queen st
i followed robin williams into a skater store
[im especially fond of the clothes that skaters wear]
and stood beside him
when he finally looked at me i blushed and ran away

anyhoo

i had just passed john st when a guy with a "mike 'n camera"
stops me and says its international "talk-like-a-pirate" day
...he asks me to talk like a pirate

more than happy to oblige
i say i can even incorporate that into a joke

"how much do pirates pay for their earrings?
......aaarrrrr, a buccaneer!!"






















jubilantly, he says thanks for making his day
(cool - i love doing that)

it aired about 6:20
ive been expecting my phone to start ringing off the hook
but so far - not so much
maybe after the 11 oclock news
unless the bastards edit me out
(you know how it is)

like i was saying about the minutia of life

this is the shit that i love
did i ever tell you i once tied someone
10 times in-a-row with paper-scissors-rock

bern shares
bv)