advice to the timeworn:

*never pass up a bathroom
*never waste a hard on
*and never trust a fart

jack nicholson quoted this in the "bucket list"


















and my brother-in-law cited this ...to me?!$%#*?!
10 years ago as i'm pushing 40

however, now that im soon to reach 50
(george carlin reference)

i am amending said rules:

*know the location of all bathrooms in your vicinity
*screw waiting for your next hard on
take a pill old man (and blue, DUH)
*farts are our friends


















butt that DEPENDS on the extent to which you trust them

check back in 10 years for my re-amendment

bern shares
bv)