a man is dining in a fancy restaurant
and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
he has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.


















suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket towards the man.
he reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air
and hands it back. "oh my, i am so sorry" the woman says
as she pops her eye back in place
"let me buy your dinner to make it up to you"

















they enjoy a wonderful dinner together
and afterwards the theater followed by drinks
they talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams
and he shares his. she listens
after paying for everything, she asks him
if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap
...and stay for breakfast














the next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal
with all the trimmings. the guy is amazed!!
everything had been SO incredible!!!! "you know,"
he said, "you are the perfect woman.
are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"no," she replies........."














"you just happened to catch my eye"

from my ash to you
ww my peach
(like you werent gettin props ...xoxo)

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