when i turned 40 my brother-in-law

[i have only one as ive only one sister]
(well i suppose if one of my bro's were "you know"
that would be different ...but they aint)
{not that theres anything wrong with that
...if that were the case}

told me 3 rules to which i should take heed

1 - never pass a bathroom
2 - dont waste a hard-on

and ...dun dun dunnnnn

3 - never trust a fart

if you know not of what i speak
lucky you
live large
fart loud and proud
for your time will come
loss of bowel control
is as inevitable as the sinking sun
















and now as i approach 50 the anticipation of my next
set of rules
more than cowers my bowel

bern shares
bv)