9 AM

...and im going to the gym - holy man!!
later im "GO"ing out to jokeville
mom and i continuing our
"this is a computer not a ferocious beast" tutorial
we do this at mom's local libary
[the libary that harbours the encyclopedias
that i copied directly from in order to satisfy
my high school teachers]

i am totally (common current vernacular) into my
gym routine
but i still can be easily derailed
so in order not to be so, i get up at 830 AM
to go to the gym
from the moment "i" drag myself out of bed
to the time "i" am about 10 minutes into the stepmaster
"i" am 2 two people with with 2 different agendas
one of us wants to sleep
one of us wants to stay in the cardio groove

my mind tricks my body into moving

set the alarm for 830 am
830 am!!!
ok now get up put on your gym shorts
why, im just going back to bed
dont think just do it
ok
now put on your sneakers
why
just do it
ok
now start walking to the gym
...ok
careful crossing the street
wait for the walk sign!!!
what? why? WHOA, THAT WAS CLOSE

once i crack my sweat
"we" merge and its all good

now that the day is done:
gym - check
mom - check
self esteem - check check

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