i'm bern
i'm a waiter

drunks i handle
boors i abide
declasse i deflect
ignoramus i tolerate
and petulance i sift through

but gimme all 5 in a single volley
my reaction is FUCK YOU

long story short
"she" [...heaven forbid i should willingly be in the
same room as this wind-bag]
[[and jsyk i heard she's on her 3rd marriage]]
[[[qu'el suprise]]]
said they HAVE TO be out by 7:30 !!

at 7:15
after an hour of driving my section to distraction
"she" [and jsyk - between those letters lies mulva)
says "well, arncha gonna get us dessert and coffee?"
"maam, you dont have time"
"if you get on it, we will"
"maam, (which rhymnes with punt) you are not the only people
in my section that want me to 'get on it'"

for folks like them
i hope for 15 percent
but mostly i just want them
to get the fuck out of section, SHEESH

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