more things of note
roland is freed from depths of the parking garage
the first coronas of this year are enjoyed
my recently purchased "ipod nano 8g"
unfortunately is incompatable with "windows 1983 bc"
having imbibed the cerimonial first "2" coronas of '08
spring is officially sprung
WAHOO
bernshares
bv)
roland is freed from depths of the parking garage
the first coronas of this year are enjoyed
my recently purchased "ipod nano 8g"
unfortunately is incompatable with "windows 1983 bc"
having imbibed the cerimonial first "2" coronas of '08
spring is officially sprung
WAHOO
bernshares
bv)
posted by bern shares at 8:17 PM
1 Comments:
i shouldnt be telling you this...
but...THAT'S NOT REALLY ROLAND!!! (anymore. he's changed.)
while you thought you left him in "storage" for the winter, he was actually a purveyer of pleasure for a young lass in argentina during the southern hemisphere's summer. (i must note that she looks remarkably like the girl in the corona picture.)
I mean what did you expect? you use him and abuse him all summer. Subject him to rain, mud, potholes (and soon to be gone potbelly), you ride him without asking, ride him with your breath stinking of beer and cheap booze. you flatulate whilst astride him and steer him in the wrong direction. your constantly applying too much pressure, and remember that time you rode him with broken rubber without checking?
you promise rides of hours in length, which often end prematurely.
when's the last time you did something nice for him? oh sure, once a year you let him out and are so openminded as to let a "professional" "tune him up" to show you care. but maybe all he needed was to be held. to not be left on the balcony or in "storage".
you deserve everything you get you unfeeling bastard. i know you can see the change in roland too.
because you used last year's picture of roland to hide the changes and thus shame we might see!
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