"when you snatch the pebble from my hand"
"then it will be time for you to leave"

thats from "kung-fu" the tv show













not to be confused with carl douglas singing
...everybody was "kung-fu fighting"



















and jsyk bruce lee got passed over for kung-fu
because he is asian [holy shafu batman]
and got relegated to the green lantern as kato















the fact that he's an expert karate guy
(cause im a karate man, a karate man bruises on the inside,
they dont show their weakness)














[and asian ...shhh]
didnt seem to sway the network professionals
they thought a white guy acting as an asian would be
more palatable - wtfwyito
(what the fuck were you idiots thinking of)

and just to really tack it down
batman and the green lantern aired at the same time
so "they" decided to have the "masked duos" duke it out


















to add insult to "no" injury
they have robin fight to a draw with kato
we all know this is impossible, as among
bruce lee's many accomplishments he
total gyms chuck norris
and slam dunks kareem abdul jabbar



bruce lee goes onto to a fantastic movie career
cut short by his premature and mysterious death
and burt ward (robin)
is lucky to land a single commercial gig
fronting a gillette inovation
..."holy razor blades batman, that was a close shave!"






















anyhoo, holy tangent batman!!

my mom went to the libary
on a solo mission
and sent out some emails
as she tells me on the phone
her chuftness fills my glad heart

grasshopper takes the pebble from my hand
with this deed done
i figger im still endebted for eternity

...and loving it

bern shares
bv)