Saturday, September 09, 2006

when did...
"excuse me, would you please point me
in direction of the restrooms"

morph into...
"and the bathrooms are..."

the harrying quest for power and the almighty dollar

















has become more important than good manners
manners fashioned ages ago to facilitate a civil society




















to all those who are too busy
to bother being courteous
i say -bad form jack!

bern however will continue to
open doors for the ladies
(how else could i get a glimpse of the posterior -duh)

bern shares
will likely address such other social travesties as:
'sidewalk ediquette'
'subway decorum'
and
'your dog is NOT a baby'

bern shares
bv)

2 Comments:

Blogger Jeff said...

i pity the fool who don't give way on the sidewalk.....

12:12 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

oh yeah, sign my petition! it's not like it's for real or anything and i'm still short about 530 signatues.....

12:15 AM  

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