i saw a picture of katie dawson cruise
and it got me to thinking about jumpsoncouch ...again
now as i recollect
last year katie and jumpie had a child out of wedlock

which is not to be confused with matlock












anyhoo
and that got me thinking...
what happens the next time jumpie
experiences a life changing moment so jumponcouchable
that it moves him to share with us once again via harpo
ie - a child in matlock (good thing he's not catholic)

will he have oprah and her crew
over to his house for a casual lunch in the kitchen
then gush and morph into into "jumpsonfrig"


















and where does it go from there?
like when jumpie buys the church of scientology
does he become "jumpsonhouse"


















how bout if in the same week he releases two sequels
one good man and a few others and mocktail
whats the next jump jack? (wry smile)
will it be "jumpsoverabuildinginasinglebound"

but isnt that impossible for a mortal man??



















here's the thing
after one jumps over a building in a single bound
whats left?
faster than a speeding bullet - done
is it a bird - done
is it a plane - done
aquaman already breathes under water
the flash is already ...well ...the flash

jumpie must surely form his own super-league
stuntman
leadingman
the grip
and femme fatale


















[[truth be known i wouldnt mind seeing
wonder woman and femme fatale have at it
in a turtle pool filled with olive oil
but im sure thats just me being crazy]]

bern shares
bv)