well isnt this a hockey pickle
an ottawa and anaheim stanley cup final
...jeeze louise

fyi
up until 2006 anaheims official team name was
the mighty ducks of anaheim



owned and operated by the walt disney company
walt decided that rather than launch
the mighty ducks action figure series
of emilio and the kids



he bought a hockey team instead

[loosely based on fact, jack]

anyhoo
any self respecting leaf fan hates the senators
especially alfred's son
however any hockey-night-in-canada fan
hates to see cup go south of the border

me - i was hoping for a detroit - buffalo final
with the sabres emerging victorious



buffalo is practically the seventh canadian franchise
they play the canadian national anthem at every game
irregardless (w'uh) of who's playing
and with ticket prices so friggin high in T.O. many
local hockey enthusiasts travel to buffalo just to see a game

well both the sabres and the red wings
"dropped the puck"

and now i have to choose between being

"red and white"



or "blue and white"



















(furtive glance around)
...shh ...be vahwee quiiiet

go sens go - go sens go

AND mr pronger better be wearing
his freakin bat-thermo-underwear
when he comes to town - i dont like him either

bern shares
bv)