here's a thing

top 10 reasons it sucks to be a single

[im too drunk to put them in order]

1 - im listening to classical music and there
isnt a lovely around to appreciate
my sensitivity
2 - im cooking in the kitchen and there isnt
a my woman in the easy chair to tell me
something is good on the tv
3 - im watching the trees sway and listening to the
wind caress the leaves
4 - im watching a full moon spirit its way thru
an overcast eve to light my way home
5 - i got an itch i cant reach
6 - with whom do i share my minuitia
7 - who do i tell your ass looks great in those jeans
8 - watching horror movies with only my pillow
9 - i miss being my fair maiden's hero
10- i need a hug (wince)(shrug)

its all good
im just saying

bern shares
bv)