Friday, February 29, 2008

jobs bern would love:

hooters bikini pageant celebrity judge
























based on the quality of service
attention to detail
and commitment to the company credo
of big tits and nice cheeks
im hard pressed to pick a winner
ITS A 5 WAY TIE

[and if god loves me i'll be around for the
unofficial hoot-out)

bern shares
bv)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy hooters hotties! how to hasten the hasp of my habiliments; as I am hindered by my hectically horny hands...how horrible. allow nothing to hinder the hussies from a hootenanny at my hacienda....if bern be the hizzoner of handsome haunches and hills that is!

8:14 PM  
Blogger bern shares said...

whoa

im tilting my hat
excellent diction

habiliments
hootenanny
hizzoner

not to mention
ambrosial alliteration

and yes if i were the hizzoner
of a buxom and curvaceous
lovely lady
id be a lucky man

baby steps and leaps of faith

3:12 AM  

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