CORRECTION

earlier this week a "new"comer
to the local gym was reported to be
fred flintstone
however after 4 days running the regulars
have recanted their earlier statement
and once again corroborated
that the mystery person is none other than

jack lalanne



mr lalanne is famous for among other things
"jack lalanne's power juicer"
as much as the proprietors of this humble
jewish community and fitness centre
welcome his acclaim;

the lady patrons' normal unflappability
is in flummox
mr lalanne's heavy accent
and french forward approach

"do you join me making some little juice?":



has left the women's schwitz over-occupied
and chocolate power bars in short supply

two kafuffles in one week
has the members muttering
"i sure wish bern was here"

bern shares
bv)