NEWS FLASH

cartoon character spotted earlier today at local gym
eye witness accounts have him
as being any one of:
porky pig
fog horn leghorn
homer simpson
















although eye witnesses can not agree
on who they saw
they all corroborate that he
sweats profusely and swears like a trucker

THIS JUST IN

its fred flintstone
its definitely fred flintstone
the proprietors of this
neighbourhood athletic facility have asked us
NOT to devulge their location
for fear of an unmanagable and unruly mob
of chicks and cougars



showing up at the gym's doorstep


EDITORS NOTE
sure, mr flintstone is no
cary granite or stony curtis



...but who is?!
he's still "the biggest" celebrity in my books




IN ANOTHER STORY

mr flintstone's chesterfield is suing the gym
for punitive damages
stemming from separation anxiety

bern shares
bv)