as its beginning to feel somewhat like christmas

and after an eternity in the restaurant biz
its difficult not to be jaded jaded jaded [ww m]

i just ordered-in 50 bucks of wings ribs and pizza
and its just me and my shadow

im gonna give the man 60 bucks
and he is gonna give me that look
then im gonna say ...thank you
then he's gonna say thank you
and im gonna say YOU ARE WELCOME
because as much as i bitch about serving
pretentious mo-fos
delivery peeps brush the bottom of the barrel

delivery peeps and hacks
get my xmas tips
every year

my cool ass hard working kid
is so busy working 2 jobs this christmas
she barely has time to paint her toe nails

my ash ...she's ok

bern shares
bv)