and thats all i have to say about this and that

night night, ash























i love you xoxo

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...and while im on the topic of super heroes

[pondering as i am, wonder woman's .....personality]
had i to pick bern's super alter-ego
surely, it [and i told you not to call me shirley
but since you brought it up
she ....is a great broad
and that is in terms of endearment]






















must be ....underdog






















and my proton energy pill






















would certainly [and i told you not to call me certainly]
be a homeopathic blend
of vodka and mashed potatoes

i reckon ....urp

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jobs bern would love

target practice on linda carter
...grrrowwwl






















unless of course, that janet jackson thing
finally comes to fruition
























as always,











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the "summer-good
summer-not-so-good
series of movies flasked by bern" oh9

kicked off this evening by me, bern
yeah sure, there are a mittful of blockbusters playing:


















opie's angels and demons
i'll be back, before i came back
wolverine, my own story
startruck, prequel to startrek

butt oh9's 1st installment is none other than
the rocky horror picture show













presented at my local indy theatre
the 11:45 show
the last time i saw rocky horror was back in '89
a good 20 years ago
and this evening i dont spy 1 person within 20 years of my 49
sokay though, i dont truck with frumps














i sit in the back and enjoy my burger king
out of brad (asshole) and janet's (slut) way
as well as being able to watch the horror on screen
the play is acted out on stage and the first few rows
where i was sitting before this old fart moved

being a card-carrying zippo owner
i must point out:
year long membership
movie ticket
large popcorn with butter
large coke [sip sip add flask]
$16 ....six teen doll ars
now thats value village mr man

tim curry, as a transvestite ...is sweet


















meatloaf is fast, eddie


















and ill leave you with one final
picture ...i mean image (ww jff)
a young susan sarandon scantily clad
whoo-ahhh























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as my special peeps know
i am not the most fastidious of housekeepers
neat as a simile yet dusty as a rose
mom is oft to point out

...ohhh, bernert

but i am especially vigilant regarding food self-life
as such, i ...am an expiry date reader
milk, packaged meat, mayo and even canned goods

[cough anal-retentive cough]

anyhoo

the other day, as i reach for my shaving cream
i notice my plastic bottle of
johnson's medicated baby powder


















"its been in my bathroom for quite some time"
i think to mice elf
not since my ash was born
but certainly longer than ive been living in my current abode

baby powder in the bathroom is as natural as moss in a forest
of the ilk of polysporin, bandaids and oil of olay
as i ponder its place in my life
i pick it up
feel the weight in my hand and turn it around

well i'll be danged if i dont espy an expiry date
baby powder has an expiry date!












may of 2 thousand and 1
exactly 8 years ago this month
i have moved twice since my baby powder expired
and the last time i recall using the stuff is circa oh2
huh
reckon i'll buy a new one
and not use it either

there you have it

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oh!

and i just laced up a fresh pair of connies
nothing says spring
like a brand new pair of converse chuck taylors

school colours green '77






















road trip blue '90


















blushingly well red white '99


















"and thats all i have to say about that" (f,fg)

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roland is released from the depths of despair












it sure feels good to pedal around
especially as ive been rather sluggish of late
not to put too fine a point on it
but, more like a slug on a potato on the couch

anyhoo

once i got going
you know what
......its just like riding a bike

and by all signs spring is here [GITTY-UP]

the 1st coronas of '09 have been quaffed
with my ash during a walkaround in the big smoke
















got caught walking in the rain
...and loving it!


















the bluebells in front of my building have come and gone
a stroll by the lake with me mom
my shorts are on
my sandals are on deck
the leafs are golfing
and more to the point i spotted miss click jogging









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