Thursday, January 28, 2010

well i certainly put the old kibosh
on the cowboys and the chargers
as they were both readily dispatched in the divisional round

there loss is my gain
as i'm still tied for 2nd with 5 others
and the 2 in 1st are only 2 points ahead
yessiree ladies and gents this boy is still in hunt
going into superbowl weekend
here's how it shakes down jack
i can try for 3rd 4th or 5th with the favourite
or i can go for 1st or 2nd with the underdog
























i gotta 5 in 8 chance of winning some dough
and of course my cool ash kid gets 10% of the take

oh, and

i sent that scathing letter to my father
and jsyk, i think it hurted me more than him
but thats ok
cuz this jackie is gonna try and move forward

[muah kid , sis n dodo]

bern shares
bv)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

39th out of 260 peeps in my football pool
not bad, i reckon...16 points out of the money of 15th
16 points isnt much when you consider i acumulated 1524

after 1 week of the playoff pool
im tied for 2nd
with 7 points out of a possible 10
and only 2 peeps at 8

bern's in the hunt
but its way to early to brag
so i'll just sit back and hope for the best
and watch tv this weekend
as NFL football goes
this is the best weekend of the year
and bern says giddy-up

my purrrdiction is:
san diego over dallas in superbowl

bern shares
bv)
man! i hate being sick
...it just friggin sucks

i am blessed with generally good health
sure my big toe on my right foot is inflexible
and my scalp produces way too much dandruff
oh and its difficult to tie my shoes as i dont have xray
vision to see thru my hereditarily distented gut
but my doctor prescribed loafers
and that seems to be doing the trick

[kidding kidding ...its not like i said reTARD]
ww lady rosseau

so, what is the record for cold-snot production?
and it shouldnt be gauged on toilet paper usage
as im quite frugal in that regard
i'm up to quart, i'm sure thats up there

oh! i wrote that letter
and sent it (emailed it)
nothings changed but i do feel better yet more vulnerable
[like after telling a secret about yourself)

rather than sink in that father-issue shit
i can now try plodding thru it waist deep
...and...that...is...better

anyhoo

my point about being sick
is that being alone sucks
i really miss someone
pretending they care so i stop whining

bern shares
bv)

Saturday, January 09, 2010

here's the thing

one shouldnt kick one's pet
one shouldnt make one's wife cower
one shouldnt persecute one's first born
and one shouldnt hold one's own family hostage

i am beside myself with anger and sorrow
and i feel as if i am unconsolable
should i beat the fuckin shit outta my father while
he asks "what? what did i do?"

welcome to my world
and the bed room that i havent been able to sleep in
in 30 years

...i'm just saying

bern shares
:(

ps i just sent a letter to "that guy"
stating same ...i'll get back to you bv)