Thursday, July 22, 2010

oh! hey ...welcome back

bin off doing your thing i suppose
thats cool

june 7 '08
"and jsyk my dang kitchen spider died
...bummer
...really
hence my preoccupation with
a fucking piece of balled up lint 'n shit"

well my kitchen spider is not dead anymore

i opened my window it scurried for the corner
just like old times

i know its not the same spider, just like i know
bad dogs (and not you harrison, youre doing so well today)

















dont go to a place where they can frollic in the fields
i googled the life expectancy of a
common house spider - fyi, its as much as several years
so my spider either moved away during my
"recuperation: i was engaged to a bundle of psychoneuroses"
[much more so than yours truly]
or
its an off spring
which makes me (deeply disturbed)
a guy that has a spider living between his kitchen windows

whichever, it is what it is ...jack

on an unrelated topic
18 weeks ago i weighed in at 2 hundred and 42 pounds
TODAY
im knocking on TWO TWO ZERO
for you math buffs thats a reduction of 8.7% of my body weight
[factoring in of course my renewed muscularity]

as i was telling my ash






















[gratuitous cool ass kid picture]

i'm half way to my goal
of a "handsome and husky" 2 zero zero

thats it for now
good to see you again

bern shares
bv)